Fastest Time To Recite All 50 United States In Alphabetical Order While Being Hit In The Head With Wooden Spoons
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Brian Pierce recited all 50 U.S. states in alphabetical order in 21.20 seconds while co-host Kellie Michaels hit him in the head with two wooden spoons.
Pierce set the record on the Brian and Kellie radio show in Witchita, Kansas.

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i am proud to say, i am friends with this wonderful person.
Dan Rollman
As my colleague @bobedbird noted, she missed "New York." Sorry Jessica, but I vote this submission be denied.
Drollman, I agree it sounds like she missed it. But after listening to it again, while she takes a breath she says New York, but it sounds like 'New or' due to the slurring.
Dan Rollman
I agree the effort may have been there, but I think all 50 states must be clearly audible for the record to count. Jessica is clearly a star in this category - I'd love to see her submit a more clean attempt.
I agree that she should too. There are some pauses where she can easily beat this time. Lets hope she does soon!
"Fifty Nifty United States" works every time!