Congratulations to the Pitchfork Music Festival Winners:


Most Temporary Tattoos On A Body - Ailise Delaney
Furthest Distance Walked While Piggybacking Two People  - Alex Mishler
Longest Time Talking About An Elementary School Teacher - Alex Newman
Most Times Heading A Balloon Back And Forth - Allison Keigher
Most Times Reciting Alphabet Backwards In One Minute - Amanda Reid
Shoe Lace Chain - Amanda Roth
Most Rejected Record Ideas In One Minute - Amanda Seagle
Fastest Time To Eat A Corn On The Cob - Andrew Chao
Fastest Rendition Of Backwards Alphabet - Andrew Christensen
Most Prepositions Stated In 10 Seconds - Bobby Buivid
Most Double Toe Touches In 30 Seconds - Brian Desfiranges
Most Headbands Worn On Head At Once - Carl Smith
Most Tandem Alternating Coughs in One - Chava Krivchenia
Most Michael Jackson Songs Named In 30 Seconds - Chris Foster
Loudest Cluck - Chris LaRocco
Most Kick Drum Hits In 10 seconds - Chris Lee
Fastest Time To Cut A Mullet - Claire Rothe
Fastest Vocal Rendition Of 'The Star Spangled Banner' While Keeping A Balloon Aloft - Conley Keigher
Longest Time to Sing A Song While Doing The Chicken Dance - Courtney Peterson
Most 3-Ball Juggling Cycles Completed in One Minute  - David Christenoeh
Fastest Time For Two People To Switch Shorts - David Wallace
Most Drumsticks Held In One Hand - Dmitriy Simonoff
Most People Kissed In 10 Seconds - Elizabeth Huber
Most Tongue Flips In 30 Seconds - Francesca Rosen
Most Lunch Foods Named In One Minute While Jumping On Pogo Stick - Gabriel Mauch
Most State Capitals Named By Two People In 30 Seconds - Gwednolyn Cassling
Most People Singing 'Saturday in the Park' By Chicago On A Saturday In A Park In Chicago - Gwednolyn Cassling
Fastest Time to Lace A Sneaker - Helen Cejtih
Most Pirate Jokes Told in 30 Seconds - Hilary Hodge
Longest Distance To Shoot A Rubber Band Using Hands - Jack Raymond
Most Bands Named Who've Played At The Pitchfork Music Festival In 30 Seconds - Jeremy Morton
Longest Red Beard At The Pitchfork Music Festival - John Thoma
Fastest 52-Card Pickup - Jordan Behn
Most Air Guitar Windmills In One Minute - Joseph Gunderson
Fastest Time To Shave Off One's Mustache - Josh Petersel
Longest Time Hopping On One Foot While Making Funny Face - Kelly Johnston
Most Words Spelled From 'SAUCONY ORIGINALS' In One Minute - Laura All
Most Eyeball Tattoos - Larry Pod
Most Alternating Elbow Licks in 30 Seconds - Lindsay Patton-Carson
Most 'Deerhunter' Songs Named In 30 Seconds - Madeline Dowling
Most Ice Cream Treats Given Away While Pogo Sticking - Matt Allen
Longest Time Hula Hooping While Standing On One Leg - Melanie Valentich
Fastest Time Put 10 People's Hair In Ponytails - Melissa Dorsey
Longest Distance Walked While Hacky Sacking - Michael Wallace
Fastest Country Alphabet Starting With Every Letter Except "X" - Mick Cullen
Fastest Vocal Rendition Of "Can’t Touch This" - Mike Czaplicki
Most People Complimented In One Minute - Rebecaa McDonald
Longest Distance To Slingshot Marble From A Belly Button - Richard Rogers
Most 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' Catchphrases Recited In One Minute - Roseann Frech
Most 'Running In Place' Steps Taken In 30 Seconds - Sam Elkin
Most Chest Bumps In 30 Seconds - Sam Melnick
Most Marbles Held In Hand At Once - Summer Al-Khorashi
Longest Pronunciation Of "Saucony" - Ted Hatfield
Most Kazoos Fit In Mouth - Timothy Mahr
Fastest Kazoo Rendition Of 'Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah' - Todd Gutner
Tallest Guitar Pick Stack Assembled In 30 Seconds - Tom Nguyen
Longest Handstand With Legs Crossed - Tuan Huynh
Most Gong Hits In 10 Seconds - Tyler Chlapecka
Fastest Time To Shave Head Using Electric Clippers - Tyler Kane
Most Band Tattoos On A Body - Zach Krage